To quote from Alice in Wonderland, “…things are getting curiouser and curiouser.”  This report from the Uptown Messenger in New Orleans certainly appears to suspect that something is afoot as OSA prepares to allow the theology of heaven to become biography is the streets of New Orleans this July 19-26, 2014.  As always, we are painted as right wing fundamentalists, armed with daggers between our teeth and Molotov cocktails in our hands.

What really is upsetting the Uptown Messenger is – Jesus!  It simply cannot tolerate Him being allowed out of the closet and released into the streets of a city that really wants nothing to do withHim.  You see, there would be no problem with abortion if it were not for Him.  There would be no problem with sexual perversion if it weren’t for Him.  There would be no problem with false religions, witchcraft, paganism, ad nauseam, if it weren’t for Him.  There would be no problem with greed, drunkenness, adultery, idolatry, homosexuality, swindlers, or slanderers were it not for Him.

Yep!  The devil has been partying in New Orleans for quite a while now, and God’s church is coming to the party.  I wonder how the gates of hell will fare when the church of Jesus Christ shows up at the doorstep?

Oh wait – I think I know!