Planned Parenthood Security Guard has a Bang Up Time

By

Ken and Jo Scott

Planned Parenthood in Denver invited 100 wealthy women to tour their new state of the art facility on February 8th in the hopes that the women would donate to their “worthy” cause.  February 8th was a Monday; they do not kill on Mondays so they did not expect protesters.  But they didn’t get what they expected.  We were informed of their event and about 50 pro lifers showed up to welcome the women as they entered the mill in spite of  freezing temperatures, snow and icy roads.

A large 4x6 sign that said, “Planned Parenthood= Unplanned consequences” greeted the women as they rounded the last corner before entering the facility.  Dozens of post abortive women held signs saying that they regret their abortions along with other signs that stated “Women deserve better”.  We also had large signs with facts about the link between abortion and breast cancer bordering both sides of the road.

There were no security guards on the grounds to protect the “healthcare” facility from the “extremists” outside.  Security was summoned as soon as Planned Parenthood employees noticed that we were greeting their guests and handing them our literature.

One security guard arrived after we had greeted most of the women attending the fundraiser.  Another security guard, Mike Wagner, who oversees all security for all Rocky Mountain Planned Parenthoods rounded the corner carelessly and slammed into two pro lifers cars.  He ruined the bumper of one car and the driver’s door of the other.  Although it is a major bummer for the two ladies who have to take time out of their busy schedules to get their autos fixed, we gained valuable information.  We now know where Mike lives and we will be visiting him shortly.  But first we will offer him an opportunity to get out of the picket.  If he quits his job we will not protest his home.  Otherwise, the collaborators project will add Mike to the employee of the month gospel outreach project.  Mike along with other Planned Parenthood employees will be visited regularly this spring.  We will invite them to quit their jobs, tell them about the saving grace of Jesus and warn them of the day that they will stand before the Holy and Righteous God.  On that day no amount of pious rhetoric will be tolerated.